Sunday, October 25, 2015

Pregnancy

When one gets pregnant one wonders WHY NO ONE TOLD THEM WHAT PREGNANCY REALLY IS LIKE.



See following dialogue.



Me: I'm pregnant! Ahhhh! So excited!



Friend: I'm so happy for you! Pregnancy is the best!



Me (8 months later) : LIAR. YOU'RE ALL LIARS.



As of this next week I'll be 8 months pregnant! I'm thrilled to have made it this far and that baby girl is active and healthy. And as excited as I am for this new chapter in life, I'd like to be able to bend over again thankyouverymuch. The universe seems to think "Ooh, she's pregnant, let's make her drop everything possible!"





Until next time,

xo



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